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"then what did i have an effect on" "other than my upchuck reflex? nothing."

STOP I LOVE THIS MOVIE I KNOW EVERY LINE

EVERY

SINGLE

LINE

my work is filled with peasants and paparazzi lining up for my autograph

posted 1 year ago

TBH I WAS FREAKING OUT B/C WHEN I WENT TO THE DOCTORS THEY WERE ALL “YOU WEIGH 122” AND I WAS LIKE OK WHEN DID I GAIN 5 POUNDS AND THEN I JUST WEIGHED MYSELF AND I WAS 123 AND I WAS LIKE OK WHEN DID I GAIN A POUND AND THEN I STRIPPED AND I WAS 117 AND NOW ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD I FEEL SO RELIEVED.

posted 1 year ago
EVERYONE IS SO FUCKING FAKE

like i mean literally LOL i really need a new job

posted 1 year ago
WAIT BUT THIS LOOKS JUST EXACTLY LIKE MY CAT

WAIT BUT THIS LOOKS JUST EXACTLY LIKE MY CAT

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harriistyles:

YOU’RE NOT AMERICAN YOU’RE A 19 YEAR OLD IRISH BOY WITH A STRANGE OBSESSION WITH A FOREIGN LEADER