
“then what did i have an effect on” “other than my upchuck reflex? nothing.”
STOP I LOVE THIS MOVIE I KNOW EVERY LINE
EVERY
SINGLE
LINE
my work is filled with peasants and paparazzi lining up for my autograph

TBH I WAS FREAKING OUT B/C WHEN I WENT TO THE DOCTORS THEY WERE ALL “YOU WEIGH 122” AND I WAS LIKE OK WHEN DID I GAIN 5 POUNDS AND THEN I JUST WEIGHED MYSELF AND I WAS 123 AND I WAS LIKE OK WHEN DID I GAIN A POUND AND THEN I STRIPPED AND I WAS 117 AND NOW ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD I FEEL SO RELIEVED.
YOU’RE NOT AMERICAN YOU’RE A 19 YEAR OLD IRISH BOY WITH A STRANGE OBSESSION WITH A FOREIGN LEADER